Adventures in College
My friend left for home a few hours ago. Her mom came to clean her room and drive her home, so she put a bag of things to hide from her mother in her room for the time being.
We just discovered that she forgot her bag, which consisted of a bottle of fbreeze fabric softeners, duck sauce, soy sauce, utensils, and three dildos.
We are now discussing who is going to babysit her dicks for the summer.